I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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