I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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