3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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