I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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