I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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