I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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