like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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