I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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