But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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