we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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