Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
My pussy is not your playground.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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