i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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