He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
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Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
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On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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