she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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