Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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