Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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