She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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