I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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