too bad you live with your parents still
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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