no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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