I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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