why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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