he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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