i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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