I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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