Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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