No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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