I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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