fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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