How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
we made out on top of his cat.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
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Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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