That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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