I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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I fill condoms, not promises.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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