just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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