I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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