Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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