your thong is hanging out like whoa
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize