Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
This is the high leading the old right now
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
God, I missed his penis.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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