She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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