Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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