We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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