Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
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I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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