it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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