But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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