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So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?

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I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her

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Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild

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(716): So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go? (1-716): I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her (716): Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild http://tfl.nu/mosz

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(989): View more from Michigan

Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.

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(989): Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother. http://tfl.nu/be9n

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(804): View more from Virginia

I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least

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(804): I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least http://tfl.nu/2p1t

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.

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(412): The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN. http://tfl.nu/72t6

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.

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(201): Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats. http://tfl.nu/rbah

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(636): View more from Missouri

she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"

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(636): she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you" http://tfl.nu/5amp

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(772): View more from Florida

The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.

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(772): The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again. http://tfl.nu/7v1u

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(973): View more from New Jersey

America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am

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(973): America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am http://tfl.nu/1gc0

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(937): View more from Ohio

All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely

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(937): All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely http://tfl.nu/gogl

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(409): View more from Texas

just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome

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(409): just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome http://tfl.nu/tb2u

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.

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(570): Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger. http://tfl.nu/xwib

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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother

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(816): All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother http://tfl.nu/4v9d

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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.

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(570): Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled. http://tfl.nu/weru

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No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.

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(414): No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma. http://tfl.nu/kebr

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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.

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(712): I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple. http://tfl.nu/5d4d

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