Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
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smell my finger.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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