Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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