i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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