my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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