so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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