I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize